Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Resist the overwhelming urge to be an impulsive and impetuous Ram! Under the influence of retrograde Mars, the Full Moon and Saturn, you need to apply the brakes and think before you speak and act. Otherwise you could upset others with your hasty words and reckless actions. When it comes to your Aries aspirations for the future, the main quality you need to cultivate at the moment is patience. So your motto for the week is “Good things come to those who wait.”

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Your communication and learning zones are activated by the Full Moon. So it’s time to exercise your Bullish brain as you talk, text, tweet, read, research, post, publish and converse as creatively as possible. But resist the temptation to be super stubborn at home. Venus encourages you to be more accommodating and take housemates’ needs into consideration. With Mars reversing through your career zone, it’s not a good week to initiate work projects or look for a new job.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

It’s a big week for finances and flirting! The Full Moon shines a bright spotlight on money, business, finance, property and real estate. So make sure they are all in practical order. With Venus and Mercury both visiting your social media zone (from Friday onwards) True Love or Lady Luck could be waiting online! But Mars is reversing through your adventure zone for the next few weeks. So, when it comes to a future holiday, be patient and plan carefully.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

The Sun’s moving through your sign, which stimulates and energizes your fertile imagination. So look for a creative project that you can really sink your Crab teeth into. But – with Mars reversing through your ‘money-from-others’ zone - the next few weeks is not a good time to lend cash, borrow money or initiate a joint financial partnership. And don’t let relationship responsibilities get you down on Wednesday and Thursday, when the Full Moon amplifies current problems.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

With Venus and then Mercury moving through your sign, it’s a wonderful week to embrace your Cat creativity! Be inspired by birthday great, singer-songwriter Carly Simon “There’s always a creative side to me, even when it’s quiet musically … like painting or decorating or planting a garden.” But consider the consequences of what you do and say (especially on Saturday). If you act with haste, then you could find yourself deep in a disagreement or a messy misunderstanding.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

You prefer things to run in an efficient fashion but there’s a crazy Full Moon, so drop the strict schedule and take things as they come. Your very private Virgo nature is emphasized from Friday onwards, when Mercury shifts into your seclusion zone. So make it a priority to connect with like-minded folk who understand your peccadillos and strong need for privacy. Some people will be unpredictable on Saturday, so don’t even try to work out where they are coming from.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Polite Librans are the peacemakers of the zodiac. And you’ll certainly require your diplomacy skills mid-week, when the Full Moon fires up your home zone and you may feel as if you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Family Feud! Plus - courtesy of Mars turning retrograde - a relationship with a child, teenager, sibling or friend will be particularly frustrating over the next few weeks. The best way to handle the situation is with plenty of patience and understanding.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

Business and work matters are favored, as you put creative ideas into action and communicate with influential people. Don’t be a Scorpio wall-flower. Speak up and promote your talents! If you procrastinate, then fabulous opportunities will pass you by. With Jupiter in your sign, confidence and chutzpah will take you far. So your mantra for the week is from birthday great, deaf-blind author and educator Helen Keller “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

You’re keen to expand your knowledge base, as you pick up ideas and inspiration from all corners of the globe. Fabulous opportunities could come from foreign shores, as the planets activate your travel zone. Sagittarians are the cosmopolitan global citizens of the zodiac, so get connecting with your international buddies ASAP! You also have a strong desire to be of service to others. As Princess Diana (born on July 1) observed “Everyone has the potential to give something back.”

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

This week, under the luminous glow of the Capricorn Full Moon, concentration is high and your attention to detail is even better than usual. So any work you do will be of an extremely high standard. Coupled Capricorn – it’s a wonderful week to work on deepening the love and commitment between the two of you. If you are looking for lasting love, don’t accept second best. Be discriminating, as you patiently wait for the right person to come along.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

Have you been working too hard? Or do you have a problem that no amount of thinking can resolve? Action-planet Mars starts reversing through your sign on Tuesday. And then the Full Moon activates your spiritual zone on Wednesday and Thursday. So it’s time to slow down and focus attention on your inner world, as you listen to what your intuition is trying to tell you. Your motto for the moment is from birthday great Princess Diana “I work on instinct. It’s my best advisor.”

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

If you’re involved with a group, club or organization, then expect power plays or personality clashes when the Full Moon stirs things up mid-week. And are you sick and tired of being perpetually busy? Have you been feeling like a frazzled Fish, with too many activities crammed into your timetable? Avoid extra work functions and social events over the next few weeks. With Mars reversing through your solitude zone, rest and relaxation are just what the doctor ordered.

Would you like to know more about your horoscope and future? Do you need some extra help and guidance? I am usually booked out months ahead for Personal Astrology Readings (in person, by phone or Skype). But I have a few spots left in July and August. Find out more HERE Joanne x

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Tuesday favors love and creativity. Then, with the Sun moving into your home zone (on Thursday) family becomes your number one priority. So your motto is from birthday great, Meryl Streep “My family really does come first. It always has and always will.” You’re keen to jump in and act with lightning speed on the weekend, but others may need some time to adjust. Smart Rams will aim to get the balance right between being spontaneous and thinking things through.

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

So much to learn; so little time! It’s the perfect week to channel energy into educating and expanding your mind. Your communication skills are also firing, as you extend your peer group and make creative new connections. Family comes first on Tuesday, when you work on building firm foundations and fostering affection at Casa Taurus. Singles – with lucky Jupiter on your side, the best place to look for love at the moment is online. So start updating your profile pronto.

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

The mid-week Mercury/Jupiter/Neptune trine is wonderful for brainstorming adventurous ideas, which could lead to an inspired lightbulb moment! Your creativity and communication skills are firing, but there’s also a tendency to scatter your energy all over the place. So focus yourself. On the weekend the Sun shines a spotlight on money matters. If your finances are in a mess then you need to develop some solid fiscal skills, ideally with the help of a professional.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

The magical Mercury/Jupiter/Neptune trine is terrific for educational matters, travel plans, creative pursuits and compassionate endeavors. Then the Sun moves into your sign on Thursday, which kicks off your month to shine in the spotlight. Saturday’s sparky stars see you initiating an exciting project, as you feel less reactive and much more proactive. Be inspired by birthday great Meryl Streep “The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.”

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Lions appear to be brazenly bold on the outside but sometimes (on the inside) you feel like a much less confident kitten. This week it’s time to enjoy your eccentricities, talk up your talents, promote your accomplishments and tackle surprises with plenty of crazy brave chutzpah. If you don’t believe in yourself; why should anyone else? As birthday great Nicole Kidman observes “Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go.”

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

Jupiter stimulates your study gene and boosts your innate curiosity. So make sure you fill your week with plenty of pleasurable social activities and exciting learning experiences. And - courtesy of Neptune - creative ideas could strike at any moment. So have your phone, tablet, laptop, pen and paper, paint brush or musical instrument within easy reach, and then you won’t miss a thing. It’s also a wonderful week to explore fresh horizons with an exciting and entrepreneurial friend.

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Venus favors romance, friendship and fun. It’s also a terrific time to network and socialize with colleagues, as you mix business with plenty of pleasure. Librans are clever and capable but are you confident enough for big time success? The Sun shifts into your career zone, so step up and assume a leadership role. Your deft diplomatic skills will be required on Saturday, when someone is spoiling for a fight. Step in and play the peace-maker – but don’t get caught in the cross-fire!

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

Don’t be shy Scorpio! With Jupiter jumping through your sign (until November 8) do your best to promote yourself big time, as you push forward in a positive and proactive way. You also have much to gain from sharing ideas with a compatible colleague or a creative friend. If you’re looking for a new job, now’s the time to strike as lucky Venus enhances your professional persona. But resist the temptation to sweat the small stuff on Saturday. Relax and go with the flow.

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

Are you impatient for adventure, excitement and success? Awesome opportunities are circling around you, but they’re not immediately obvious. They are hidden in unexpected places, waiting for you to discover them. Spontaneous Sagittarians love to spring into fiery action but - at the moment - some of your best work will be done quietly, behind the scenes. Others may not notice what you’re currently doing, but your efforts will be well-rewarded in the months ahead.

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

Are you experiencing problems with a partner (of the romantic, business or platonic variety)? Drop the “I’m right” attitude and strive to communicate in more consultative ways as you inspire others with your inclusive ideas, networking skills and community spirit. Venus activates your ‘money-from-others’ zone so it’s a lucky week for finances. But avoid getting drawn into other people’s power plays on Saturday. Uranus encourages you to do your own thing instead.

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

On Tuesday (with peacemaker Venus activating your partnership zone) do your best to turn up the charm and smooth over problems with a frustrated friend or a cranky colleague. But expect some drama on Thursday or Friday, when a close relationship could take a decidedly unexpected detour. Make sure you get active on the weekend Aquarius! The Sun-Uranus connection favors exciting escapades, spontaneous shenanigans and avant-garde adventures.

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Do you underestimate and undervalue your kind heart and creative talents? This week Mercury, Jupiter and Neptune encourage you to express your compassion and creativity for all the world to see. It’s also a wonderful week to enjoy a romantic interlude with your partner, fix a floundering friendship or find a fabulous new love. But don’t sit around passively waiting for Cupid’s arrow to strike. With the Sun shining in your romance zone, you need to be proactive.