Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

This week Uranus stirs up your reckless side, when you surprise – or even shock – others with an unpredictable move that comes out of left field. But too much hot-headed hastiness could lead to an argument or accident so pace yourself. On Thursday, Mars moves into fellow fire sign Leo [until September 5] which boosts your independent, boisterous side … and your impulsive, bossy streak. The New Moon phase [on Sunday 23rd] is the time to be sporty, creative or just super social.

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

With pleasure-planet Venus [your ruler] linking up with indulgent Jupiter, you’re in the mood for flirting, shopping and socializing as you channel your inner hedonist. Don’t overdo it though. And be careful you’re not viewing a person or situation through ridiculously rose-colored glasses! Sunday’s New Moon is a magical time of beginnings and the promise of things to come. Family and home life are where you need to make some adjustments this week. The sooner the better.

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GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

It’s a wonderful week to crank up your social media strategy, as you network in increasingly clever, creative and proactive ways. So get circulating and advertising in style! An impulsive comment could land you in hot water though, so think things through [carefully] before you post. The planets also shine a spotlight on money matters. Resist the urge to be flash with cash and careless with credit. If your finances are in a mess, then you need to develop some fiscal skills ASAP.

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CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

You love to feel super comfy, and sudden changes can catapult you into a state of catatonia. This week the planets shake up [and then pulverize] your Crab comfort zone – especially involving work matters or a personal project. Uranus urges you to banish boredom and take a smart calculated risk, as you stir things up via a professional pitch, a career detour or a new money-making venture. Sunday’s New Moon signals it’s time for a self-esteem boost or a financial reboot.

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LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

This week some Cats will cause plenty of commotion behind the scenes; while others stir things up in a very public way. But is that really such a smart idea? Disruptive behavior will just alienate you from others. By all means do your own thing, but don’t disregard the needs of family, friends and work colleagues in the process. With Mercury, Mars and the New Moon all lighting up your sign, do your best to channel your fiery energy into fabulous dreams and creative schemes.

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VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

When Mercury [your ruling planet] links up with serious Saturn [midweek] you may veer off into Virgo worry-wart mode. But stressing about problems won’t help. Instead, roll your sleeves up, put your head down, and just get on with the tasks at hand. And – if you make a mistake – then pick yourself up, dust yourself down, and start all over again. Be inspired by birthday great, entrepreneur Richard Branson “Do not be embarrassed by your failures. Learn from them and start again.”

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LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

You pride yourself on your well-rounded personality but it will be difficult to balance head and heart this week. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try! Loved ones or work colleagues will attempt to throw you off balance; scramble your sense of certainty; or press your emotional buttons. But it’s up to you to deflect their efforts with lashings of Libran style. Your motto for the moment is from birthday great Nelson Mandela “A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

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PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

The more organized and strategic you are this week [professionally and financially] the more successful you’ll be. Looking for employment? Think outside the box and find creative ways to present yourself in an irresistible new light [that makes you stand out from the crowd]. It’s also time to set ambitious professional goals and dream big dreams for the future. And don’t make them too safe and sensible Scorpio! Go for gold, as the New Moon encourages you to be brazenly bold.

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SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

This week action-planet Mars charges into your adventure zone. But progress will be erratic as Mars motivates you to move forward, while Saturn cautions you to look before you leap! If you run around on auto-pilot, then you’re more likely to make thoughtless remarks and silly slip-ups. The weekend is wonderful for travel, camping and outdoor activities. You’ll be at your boisterous best as you lead the way, but avoid outstaying your welcome by being too bossy.

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CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

You’ll have trouble coping with any restrictions that are placed on you by loved ones, so close relationships are likely to be unpredictable. You’ll find the more you try to assert your authority and independence, the more stressful the week will be. But shake-ups needn’t necessarily lead to breakups! Just remember - you can’t be the boss all of the time. Calm down and recalibrate Capricorn. If you are more consultative and democratic, then partnerships will gradually improve.

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AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

You need to be cautious and mindful online as the Sun, Mars and Uranus throw a fiery hand grenade into the social media mix. Take extra care when driving too, as you’re more accident prone than usual. Single? Love is in the air on the weekend, when the New Moon revs up your relationship zone and a promising suitor steps into the dating spotlight. Attached? The planetary patterns encourage you to make a bold romantic gesture that knocks your partner off their feet.

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PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

If you confuse fact with fantasy on Monday, then you could end up with a complicated mess on your hands. So do your best to keep your feet on the ground Pisces! Making a snap decision about a family matter [or joint finances] on Wednesday could turn out surprisingly well. But do you feel dismally disorganized? Is a lack of a daily routine letting you down? Perhaps it’s time to tune into the fiery energy of Sunday’s New Moon and try a more creative and proactive approach?

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KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Restless Rams - ‘Keep moving forward and don’t look back’ is your current motto. You’re keen to call the shots on Monday, but domineering behavior will only lead to dramas and confrontation. So slip on your humility hat instead. Attached Aries – listen [carefully] to what your partner is saying. Jumping to conclusions is definitely not recommended. Sick and tired of being single? You could be bitten by the love bug while studying or traveling. What a way to go!

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Communication looks strained on Monday. The more stubborn you are, the more likely you’ll get drawn into an argument [either in person or online]. And do you sometimes feel stuck in a mind-numbing rut? Friday or Saturday is a terrific time to rev up your usual routine. Be a brave Bull as you turf your timetable and go on a spontaneous adventure. Be inspired by birthday great, writer Henry David Thoreau “Rise free from care before the dawn and seek adventures.”

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Venus is vamping through your sign, which greatly boosts your Gemini charisma and sense of fun. So it’s a wonderful week to turn up the charm factor and call in a few old favors. However, too much happy hilarity [and no action] will just annoy others [who are doing all the work]. So try to walk your talk. Friday is a fabulous day to make a splash on social media or learn something new. But resist the urge to be the neighborhood nosey-parker and spread salacious gossip.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

Don’t allow a loved one to manipulate you on Monday, as they try to persuade you to do something against your better judgment. Have the emotional strength [and common sense] to stand your ground and say no. With the Sun and Mars in your sign you’ve got energy to burn, but make sure you channel it into productive and worthwhile pursuits. Mental activities and communication are favored on Friday and Saturday, when you’ll pick up information with lightning speed.

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Early in the week – courtesy of potent Pluto – an obstacle will be placed in your path. Or you could be drawn into a power struggle with someone. Which may lead to a perceived problem or failure. That’s OK! Sometimes, hurdles help us to stop, see the path ahead more clearly, and then we can adjust our compass and tweak our plans. So your motto for the moment is from birthday great, writer Arianna Huffington “Failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success.”

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

With the Sun and Pluto at odds, your obsessive/compulsive side is likely to take over. If you sweat the small stuff, then you’ll end up feeling tired, emotional [and exhausted] by the end of the week. Perhaps it’s time to de-stress, as you sample a session of meditation or a spot of yoga? You might just enjoy it! Plus pay close attention to the messages in your nightly dreams. Are they trying to tell you something? Friday is fabulous for matters involving business and finance.

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Laidback Librans can be a luxury-loving, lazy bunch as you enjoy the good times and avoid venturing out of your comfort zone. This week, Mercury and Jupiter encourage you to be more adventurous as you learn something new or travel somewhere off the beaten track. It’s also a wonderful week to grab an opportunity that takes you in an exciting new direction. Be inspired by birthday great, actor Harrison Ford “We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.”

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

The Sun and Pluto stir up your manipulative side on Monday. But be warned - loved ones are primed to fight back and you may find you’ve bitten off more than you can comfortably chew. So why not drop the control freak persona, release any grudges, and let bygones be bygones? With Venus visiting your intimacy zone, it’s time to make love not war! Professional projects are favored on Friday, when Mercury and Jupiter boost your ability to communicate clearly and creatively.

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

This week you’ll be given the chance to heal an old emotional wound or patch up a relationship problem. Don’t let false Sagittarian pride stop you from taking a leap forward when it comes to love and forgiveness. Accept the opportunity gratefully, with outstretched hands and an open heart. Group activities and international connections are favored on Friday and Saturday, when Mercury and Jupiter encourage you to be friendly and free-spirited; curious and kind.

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

Relationship dramas are likely on Monday, unless you can slip out of fussy Capricorn control-freak mode and instead, try the gentle art of compromise. Other people are acting as a mirror, reflecting back negative personal traits that you may have been unaware of. So use these experiences to work on your weaknesses – and build on your strengths. As always, cool cooperation is the key to interpersonal harmony. Friday is fabulous for business transactions and contract discussions.

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

As the week kicks off, you’re inclined to question your inner motivations. Which can be confronting. But a soulful examination of your interior life will give you the self-knowledge and confidence to let your authentic Aquarian nature shine. With Mercury moving through your relationship zone, clear communication is the secret to positive partnerships at the moment. And Jupiter encourages you to extend your peer group to include an inspiring international new crowd.

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Some Fish will bump into an old friend, discover long-forgotten love-letters, or re-connect with a former flame. But are you living in Pollyanna Land? Just remember – memories are so seductive because they’re so damn selective. You intuitively know what is right for you - even though you may appear confused to others. [Welcome to Planet Pisces!] So don’t let loved ones [from the past or present] push you around and persuade you to do something you don’t believe in.