Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Monday’s Mars/Neptune trine is fabulous for pouring energy into creative projects. It also encourages you to help a family member who’s going through a rough patch. But reckless Ram behavior could mar the rest of the week so tread carefully. You’re keen to get things moving but don’t be in such a rush that you start an argument or cause an accident. You have the power to affect others deeply. So aim to be dynamic and courageous, rather than bossy and insensitive.

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

The more creatively and compassionately you communicate, the more smoothly the week will proceed. But - if you are stubborn and Bull-headed - then expect a close relationship to be rather chaotic. Possessive and/or obsessive behavior will also lead to a fraction too much friction. Instead, tune into the deliciously diplomatic vibes of Venus [your ruling planet] as she sashays through your sign. You’ll find peace, love and harmony will get you a lot further than pedantic petulance.

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GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Geminis are fabulous at formulating ideas, discussing dreams and talking about future plans. But – with Jupiter, Mars and Pluto all connecting with Mercury [your ruler] – it really is time to be passionately proactive and actually walk your talk. This week, actions definitely speak way louder than words! So your motto for the moment is from entrepreneur Elon Musk [born on June 28, 1971] “I don’t create companies for the sake of creating companies, but to get things done.”

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CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

On Monday, Mars and Neptune activate your humanitarian side. So it’s the perfect time to lend a hand to someone who’s in need, at home or far away. Be inspired by birthday great Princess Diana “Everyone has the potential to give something back.” But then the Mercury/Mars/Pluto aspects could exacerbate an existing partnership problem. Don’t take things too personally and put away those Crab claws! You’ll find the more defensive you are, the more difficult the week will be.

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LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Lions love drama, and there’ll be plenty of it this week as your usual routine is shaken and stirred. You’re keen to persuade others but don’t add fuel to the fire by using manipulation to achieve your aims. There’s much more to a current situation than meets the eye, so resist the temptation to jump to conclusions. Discretion and moderation are what’s needed at the moment. Socializing with colleagues brings many benefits, so put on your networking hat and schmooze in style.

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VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

You have a lot on your plate but if you multi-task, you’ll get things done in half the time. The stars highlight networking with a wide range of friends and acquaintances. If you have to speak up in a group, choose your words wisely, as there are many conflicting opinions to consider. Other people’s motives will be a mystery on Thursday or Friday, so don’t even try to work out where they are coming from. Keep positive about the future as you set ambitious goals and dream big dreams.

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LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Business and work matters are favored, as you put creative ideas into action and rub shoulders with influential people. Don’t be a Libran wall-flower. Speak up and promote your talents! If you procrastinate, then fabulous opportunities will pass you by. With Jupiter in your sign, confidence and an adventurous attitude will take you places. So your mantra for the week is from birthday great, deaf-blind author and educator Helen Keller “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”

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PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

This week’s stars boost your personal magnetism – and your manipulative side. Pluto gives you an energy surge that increases your desire to be in charge but, if you want to avoid power struggles and unpleasant dramas, then stop trying to control others. You’ve got a choice! You can be powerful and passionate – or compulsive and controlling. If you’re a smart Scorpio, then you’ll choose the path of least resistance as you channel your energy in positive and productive ways.

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SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

Is it always appropriate to be outrageously frank? And is honesty always the best policy? You’re in the mood to rock the boat and be even more open and honest than usual [especially on Tuesday]. But is everyone ready for your special brand of truth serum? As the week develops, a touch of discretion and a pinch of diplomacy will smooth troubled waters. So smart Sagittarians will talk a lot less and listen a lot more, as you hold your tongue and uncover a secret [or two].

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CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

Your compulsive Capricorn side is likely to go into overdrive this week, as powerful Pluto amps up your obsession with perfection. But family and friends may find your standards far too demanding. If you push too hard, you’ll just end up driving them away. So do your best to modify your control-freak tendencies. Being an iron fist in a velvet glove is the smarter [and less stressful] way to proceed. Remember – the highest form of control is knowing when to let go!

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AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

Monday’s Mars/Neptune trine is terrific for experiencing fiery bursts of creative inspiration. But fabulous ideas on their own won’t get you far. You must also work on streamlining your daily routine so you are more proactive, productive and persistent. You’ll find work colleagues are more defensive than usual, so tread carefully Aquarius. Peace-maker Venus is visiting your domestic zone, which will help you handle any relationship rumbles with relatives.

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PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Get proactive Pisces! Your creativity and intuition fire up on Monday, as you take an abstract idea and spin it into a golden reality. If you’re involved with a group, club or organization, then expect power plays and personality clashes to increase as the week develops. A friendship could also be placed under considerable [temporary] strain. Don’t be too passive. When your inner voice tells you something [or someone] isn’t the real deal, then make sure you act on that information.

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KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

The New Moon signals it’s time for a brand new domestic chapter. Family should be your number one priority, so your motto for the week is from birthday great and acting icon Meryl Streep “My family really does come first. It always has and always will.” You’re keen to jump in and act with lightning speed on the weekend, but others may need some time to adjust. Smart Rams will aim to get the balance right between being spontaneous and thinking things through.

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Courtesy of Venusian and Neptunian vibes, it’s a wonderful week to embrace your Bullish creativity! Be inspired by singer-songwriter Carly Simon [born on June 25, 1945] “There’s always a creative side to me, even when it’s quiet musically … like painting or decorating or planting a garden.” But consider the consequences of what you do and say [especially on the weekend]. If you act with haste, then you could find yourself deep in a disagreement or messy misunderstanding.

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Tuesday’s Mercury-Uranus connection is terrific for brainstorming innovative ideas, which could lead to a stunning lightbulb moment! Your creativity and communication skills are firing on Wednesday, but there’s also a tendency to scatter your energy all over the place. So pace yourself. Then Friday night’s New Moon shines a spotlight on money matters. If your finances are in a mess then you need to develop some fiscal skills fast, perhaps with the help of a professional.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

It’s a fantastic week for Crabs! Mercury moves into your sign [from Wednesday until July 6] when you’ll feel more rational and less moody than usual. The week will certainly progress better if you are more proactive, and less reactive. And it’s the perfect time to enroll in an educational course or complete a study project. The New Moon’s in your sign on Friday night so the weekend is a wonderful time to make a wish, start a personal project or update your physical appearance.

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

This week, stop wasting time trying to control people and situations. Awesome opportunities are circling around you, but they’re not immediately obvious. They are hidden in unexpected places, waiting for you to discover them. Theatrical Lions love to be center stage but - at the moment - some of your best work is behind the scenes. Others may not notice [or appreciate] what you’re currently doing, but your efforts will be well-rewarded in the weeks and months to come.

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

Don’t let vague worries do your head in Virgo. Stressing about things that might happen is not the sensible way to go. This week the Sun and Mercury encourage you to stop worrying and start doing. Concentrate on positive changes you can make right here and right now. Plus aim to be more proactive about appreciating [and protecting] your neighborhood and local environment. If you network with like-minded souls, then you really can achieve a lot. Think global; act local!

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Venus and Neptune favor romance, friendship and fun on Tuesday and it’s also a terrific time to socialize with colleagues, as you mix business with pleasure. Librans are clever and capable but are you confident enough for big time success? The New Moon’s in your career zone, so step up and assume a leadership role. Your deft diplomatic skills are needed on weekend, when someone is spoiling for a fight. Step in and play the peace-maker – but don’t get caught in the cross-fire!

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

The New Moon boosts your brain power so it’s time to read, research or study something new. Planning your next business trip or weekend escape is also a good idea. With peacemaker Venus in your partnership zone, do your best to smooth over problems with a loved one or cranky colleague. As the week progresses, relationships will become more intense. Attached Scorps – expect an extra passionate weekend with your partner. Singles - a platonic relationship could take a decidedly sexy detour!

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

This week sassy Sagittarians can expect a fresh start involving loot or lust, as the New Moon activates your joint finances and intimacy zone. It’s also a fabulous time to research a subject that has always fascinated you. But those around you can expect some boisterous behavior from yours truly on the weekend, when Mars and Jupiter amp up your rash and restless side. So try to burn off excess fiery energy via vigorous physical activities and outdoor adventures.

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

Venus sends a lucky break via social media or community connections. So get networking and make the most of any fortuitous opportunities that come your way. Mercury shifts into your relationship zone so, from Wednesday onwards, you’ll be more inclined to keep the lines of communication open. Coupled Capricorn - strive to be more kind and considerate towards your partner. Single? If you fancy someone, then you’ll have to be brave and make the first move.

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

It’s time to be mentally and physically active Aquarius! Tuesday’s Mercury-Uranus connection favors fresh solutions, spontaneous shenanigans and tackling old problems in innovative new ways. And, with the New Moon and Mars activating your wellbeing zone, hurry up and incorporate more exercise into your daily routine. How about joining a local gymnasium or sporting club? At work, take the stairs rather than the lift. Or walk to the local shops, rather than drive.

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Do you underestimate and undervalue your creative talents? This week Venus, Neptune and the New Moon all encourage you to express your creativity for all the world to see. Don’t be shy! [As fellow Piscean Steve Jobs said “Creativity is just connecting things.”] It’s also a wonderful week to enjoy a romantic interlude with your partner, fix a floundering friendship or find a fabulous new love. But don’t sit around waiting for Cupid’s arrow to strike. You need to be proactive.