Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

This week is all about formulating smart strategies and finding practical solutions. Focus on business and/or work, as the planets help you tap into the extra energy, enthusiasm, discipline and motivation needed to boost your finances and/or career. You’ve got the power, so make sure you use it positively! Next Sunday night’s Full Moon stirs up your self-esteem zone as you take a deeper look at your core values and transform an outdated belief about yourself.

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Your patron planet Venus visits flirty, friendly Gemini from Wednesday until May 19. So it’s a wonderful week to mix, mingle and socialize more, both in person and online. Then Sunday night’s Full Moon urges you to get the balance right between individual projects and joint ventures. And it also fires up your flirting zone. Do you long for more love and romance in your life? Flutter those Venusian eyelashes (or flex those Bullish biceps) and you shall receive!

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GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Venus vamps into your sign so you’ll be at your gregarious Gemini best. You’re keen to have fun but, when it comes to a problematic relationship, resist the tendency to be superficial. There’s a lot more going on beneath the surface than meets the eye. Saturn and the Full Moon encourage you to slow down, observe, listen and learn. In the words of birthday great, writer Harper Lee. “You never really understand a person until you consider things from their point of view.”

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CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

As we head towards the Scorpio Full Moon, expect an intense week when unresolved issues with a loved one rise to the surface and demand to be addressed. Jealousy, possessiveness or power games could also be cause for concern. Whatever happens, try to view stressful situations from a less personal and more spiritual perspective. Your intuition is certainly switched on big time, as you tune into those around you and uncover important information that others miss.

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LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

The burgeoning Sun/Saturn trine brings the opportunity for recognition and advancement at school, college or work. Through your daily words and actions, you have the power to influence other people in positive and productive ways. So don’t miss the chance to make a real difference. Watch out for domestic dramas on the weekend though, when the Full Moon shines a bright spotlight on an unfolding family fiasco. Clever Cats will step back and observe from the sidelines.

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VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

On Tuesday, Mars and Jupiter generate a lucky opportunity involving education, children, sport or social media. So get your ideas out there (in person and online) as you inform and entertain others with your marvelous mercurial mind. From Thursday until Sunday, a major relationship (whether romantic or platonic) could go through a metamorphosis, as you both air your grievances in a respectful way and work through a problem that’s been holding you back.

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LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Have you been shopping up a storm when you should have been saving or paying off debt? If the answer is ‘yes’ then you can expect a financial hiccup this week, as the Full Moon highlights money matters. It also brings up issues involving your personal values and/or self-esteem. You’ll find the less you base your core self-worth on money, status, image, physical appearance and unrealistic media expectations of what beauty is, the healthier and happier you’ll be.

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PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

Expect some drama at Casa Scorpio this week as Mars, Pluto and the Full Moon (in your sign) increase your magnetism – and your tendency to brooding, obsessive behavior. You’ve got the power to inspire others and transform your own life. So do your best to find appropriate ways to let off steam, and choose positive and challenging projects to channel your intense energy into. Otherwise you’ll just drive family, friends and colleagues (and yourself) crazy!

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SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

Tuesday’s Mars/Jupiter connection sends a lucky opportunity your way. Just make sure you are primed and prepared to grab good fortune when it comes along! Then Sunday night’s Full Moon stimulates your spirituality zone. So it’s the perfect time to meditate, contemplate, ruminate and rejuvenate your rundown batteries from within. As actress (and birthday great) Shirley MacLaine observes “The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.”

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CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

The planetary patterns promise an amazing week … with one proviso. Can you keep your control-freak tendencies under control? If you can, then you’ll astound and amaze others with your can-do Capricorn attitude, your natural personal authority, and your talent for leadership. You’re ready, willing and able to work. Just make sure you are generous and inclusive, as you encourage family, friends and/or colleagues to contribute their creative ideas and share in your success.

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AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

Beneath a somewhat detached and deceptively calm exterior, you’ll feel rather restless this week. Jupiter and the Full Moon imbue you with a sense of urgency and you’re keen to activate an ambitious project. But self-discipline and gradual, structured modifications are what’s needed and there’s still plenty of background work to complete. It’s also important to do your best to get the balance right between your professional/public life and your personal/private life.

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PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

This week do your best to assiduously avoid Piscean passivity and procrastination! With Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and the Full Moon all activating your adventure and aspirations zones, it’s time to be courageous and confident as you proactively set ambitious goals and follow your dreams. So your motto for the moment is from actress and writer Shirley MacLaine (who was born on April 24, 1934). “Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. It’s where all the fruit is.”

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KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Restless Rams are ready to fire off in exciting new directions! Mercury is now moving forwards in your sign, and Monday’s New Moon is also in Aries. So it’s action stations for adventurous Aries. And it’s the best week of the year to set intentions, hatch ideas and take steps to initiate bold new projects. But (with Jupiter opposing Venus) don’t get carried away; promise the Moon and the stars; and then fail to follow through (especially involving friends and finances).

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Are you stubbornly holding onto outdated ideas? Are you sticking to obsolete ways of thinking, as if you’re on auto-pilot? This week the New Moon, Pluto and Uranus encourage you to let go of an old grudge; put aside pre-conceived notions; and examine your beliefs in a philosophical and spiritual new light. Then the Sun shifts into Taurus on Friday, which will help you focus on practical projects that need to be completed. And don’t forget to have some fun along the way!

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

After three long weeks, thank goodness Mercury (your patron planet) is finally moving forwards. Communication, conversation, business, education and travel should all gradually improve as the week progresses. But the New Moon and unpredictable Uranus could still throw some chaos into the mix! Especially involving friends, groups, clubs or organizations. So think before you speak and - if you find yourself compelled to spread secrets - just zip your lips and say nothing.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

The New Moon and Uranus shake up your career/reputation zone so prepare for a few surprises. But the more you try to control those around you, the more they will tend to push back. So take a good long look at your motives. Perhaps you need to be less possessive? Perhaps you could give someone more freedom, so they can fight their own battles and make their own mistakes? Food for thought, as you transform the way you connect with family, friends and colleagues.

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

With the New Moon, Uranus and Mercury all in fellow fire sign Aries, you’re feeling feisty and ready for adventure! But hubris and over-confidence often come before a fall. So the buzz word this week is humility. If you’re a clever Cat you’ll be kinder towards others, and more tolerant of their individual idiosyncrasies. Your motto for the week is from birthday great, actress Jessica Lange. “Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness, those are life-altering lessons.”

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

Avoid getting into ‘Very-Stressed Virgo Mode’! Your ruler Mercury is moving forwards, which will help an intimate relationship or a joint financial project that has been somewhat stalled over the last three weeks. As the Sun moves into steady Taurus, you’ll find focus and a practical plan will take you far. So your motto for the moment is from fashion designer Victoria Beckham (born on April 17). “I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to get it.”

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Are your relationships stuck on auto-pilot? The New Moon, Jupiter, Pluto and Uranus encourage you to blast away the cobwebs and look at things from a fresh angle. Attached Librans - are you doing all the giving, while your partner is doing all the taking? Singles – you could fall for someone who’s not your usual type. But how well do you really know your nearest and dearest? It’s time to dig deeper and gain valuable insights into the inner workings of a family member.

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

On Monday (courtesy of the New Moon) it’s a fabulous time to review your emotional wellbeing and physical fitness levels, introduce healthier food choices, and reboot your exercise routine. Don’t have one? It’s the best week of the year to start! Tuesday’s Venus/Pluto connection intensifies platonic partnerships and adds extra passion to a romantic relationship. Some single Scorpios will experience a strong attraction to someone who is sexy and rather mysterious.

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

The planets precipitate a romantic or friendship shake-up, as you reassess your relationship priorities. But, under the influence of extravagant Venus and Jupiter, you could blow your budget with a spontaneous spending spree. Or commit yourself to an ambitious project that you really don’t have the energy or enthusiasm for. So think things through before you make promises! You’ll find short-term big talk is no good if it doesn’t translate into long-term dynamic action.

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

All work and no play make Goats grumpy and difficult to live with. Monday’s New Moon encourages you to adjust your home/work ratio so it’s much more balanced and family friendly. Communicating with other people looks very intense on Tuesday, as you share a favorite sport, hobby or activity with someone special. Make sure you keep the lines of communication open, plus use your personal power (and Capricorn charisma) in positive and productive ways.

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

This week the New Moon, Mercury and Uranus activate your marvelous Aquarian mind. Wednesday looks crammed full of electric energy and exciting possibilities as the Sun/Uranus connection leads to a brilliant light-bulb moment when you solve a problem, think up a stunning idea or do something wildly different. But you’ll also feel extra impulsive, which makes you more accident-prone than usual. So slow down, calm down and look (twice) before you leap!

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Monday’s New Moon lights up your cash zone, which signals a fresh financial chapter. You’ll find the more proactive and informed you are about money matters, the better your fiscal future will be. Venus and Pluto also send an important message your way this week. When it comes to your peer group and social circle, don’t waste precious time on fickle friends who sabotage your dreams. Instead, nurture relationships with positive people who make you feel powerful and special.