Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

With Mercury now in retrograde motion [until September 5] proceed carefully with a complicated professional project this week. If you are too hasty [or too stubborn] then you’ll experience communication problems with a work colleague, client or customer. Strong feelings could resurface in close relationships too, as loved ones push your emotional buttons. Simmer down and settle down, otherwise you run the risk of turning a minor matter into a major obsession.

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Expect some dramas this week, as Pluto stirs up old grievances with a friend or relative. By all means use your diplomatic talents to help find solutions but, if you sit back and let others make decisions, then you’ll just feel paralyzed and powerless. So strive to be much more self-sufficient, especially at work and home. Getting the ratio right between your public and private lives is challenging. However, if anyone can juggle conflicting commitments, it’s a well-balanced Bull!

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GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Are you feeling hemmed in at home? This week’s stars favor cleaning, de-cluttering, renovating and/or extending your present living space so it’s more open and spacious. Twins need room to breathe! With Mercury [your power planet] now reversing through your home zone, expect some domestic dramas over the next few weeks. Relationships and extra responsibilities go hand in hand and, if you try to escape from commitments, then loved ones won’t be impressed.

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CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

Avoid getting drawn into a pointless power struggle with a loved one on Tuesday. With Mercury now in retrograde mode [until September 5] expect some frustrating disruptions and delays involving commerce, cars, computers, travel or phones. And make sure you are especially careful with what you put on social media, as it will be very easy for others to completely misinterpret your true meaning. If you are a clever Crab, then you’ll check and re-check everything before you post.

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LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

With the fiery Sun and Mars both charging through your sign, it’s time for larger-than-life Leos to let your hair down, express yourself and indulge your senses. Be inspired by movie star Mae West [born on August 17, 1892] “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” But Mercury is now retrograde [until September 5]. So make sure you process information thoroughly, especially involving personal finances. Otherwise things will quickly become very confusing.

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VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

Are work or school worries on your mind? Does a relationship with a colleague or close friend feel as if it’s going backwards? Mercury [your patron planet] is now reversing through your sign. So, with plenty of patience and persistence, you can slowly turn things around. It’s also a suitable time to redefine the persona you are presenting to the world. Be inspired by birthday great Coco Chanel “How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.”

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LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

This week there may be conflict between domestic and professional responsibilities. You’re keen to plunge into a personal project ASAP but make sure you do your homework first. Otherwise there’ll be major mix-ups and general mayhem over the next three weeks. You could also experience problems with a work colleague, family member or close friend who is jealous of what you are achieving. Just flash them a lovely Libran smile and encourage them to follow their dreams.

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PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

Tuesday’s tempestuous stars highlight your inclination to jealous, possessive or overbearing behavior. It’s time to loosen your intense grip on a loved one Scorpio! Otherwise you’ll just drive them away with your demanding demeanor. On Thursday you’re in the mood to text and tweet; socialize and circulate. But are you sending confusing mixed messages? And are others happy to hear what you’ve got to say? Strive to be much more discriminating.

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SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

Be careful your spontaneous spirit doesn’t land you in unexpected trouble! You’re keen to communicate but, if you rush in and say the first thing on your mind [especially at work] then you could find yourself regretting your haste. With the Sun and Mars transiting through your travel zone, many adventurous Archers will soon head off on an overseas trip, interstate interlude or weekend getaway. But remember Mercury is retro, so double-check your itinerary before you go.

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CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

Mercury is now reversing through your travel zone for nearly three weeks. So expect some mix-ups and mayhem involving cars, buses, trains, planes, commuting and/or holiday plans. And does the gap between your ambitious dreams and your daily reality seem to be incredibly wide at the moment? Gradual progress is being made behind the scenes. So you need to slow down, calm down, and be a super patient Capricorn [with a steady hand and a strategic plan].

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AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

Mercury is retrograde until September 5. So expect communication chaos, relationship rumbles and/or financial frustrations over the next few weeks. It’s also a time when unresolved issues from the past could be dredged up all over again. Don’t let it stop you from being adventurous and taking on challenges. Draw inspiration from birthday great [and uber-Leo] Madonna “If I can’t be daring in my work or the way I live my life, then I don’t really see the point of being on this planet.”

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PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Expect some communication mayhem over the next few weeks, as Mercury reverses through your relationship zone. Loved ones will certainly test your patience this week. If you are firm and flexible – a tricky balance – then you’ll be able to navigate your way through the constantly changing landscape. Don’t dismiss financial matters though. The devil is definitely in the detail, as you take the time to research, revise and re-do. Loved ones will appreciate your due diligence.

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KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

This week the Sun and Mars activate your creativity zone, which encourages you to improvise and be as spontaneous as possible. Then the creative cream will really rise to the top! Other suitable outlets for your fiery energy are vigorous sport, extreme travel or a personal passion project. And is your current peer group in a state of flux? Over the coming month [courtesy of the Lunar Eclipse] a friendship could end suddenly. While a new one develops in unexpected ways.

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

Monday night’s Lunar Eclipse lights up your Brilliant Career zone. But are you making the most of the numerous opportunities that are buzzing around at the moment? Don’t be a bashful Bull! It’s time to step up to the professional plate and show others what you are really capable of. Amusement and entertainment are highlighted on Thursday. While Saturday’s super Venus/Neptune connection is sublime for creative inspiration, spiritual pursuits and/or romantic interludes.

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

When it comes to social media and networking, avoid procrastinating. It’s time for a creative and proactive approach that makes you stand out from the crowd. Monday night’s Lunar Eclipse urges you to focus on your goals and aspirations for the future. Plus involve a loved one in your long-term plans. They have an alternative perspective that will open up your options considerably. You could also play gracious Gemini host to family or friends who come to stay from far away.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

Do your best to avoid being a snappy Crab, as the Lunar Eclipse magnifies your mood swings and heightens your emotional sensitivity. If you’ve been burying your head in the sand, then a financial problem could come to a head and demand to be addressed. The planets encourage you to be direct about dealing with challenges. Definitely no side-stepping allowed! Saturday is the best day of the week to express your creativity or organize a romantic rendezvous.

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Razzle-dazzle Lions love to hog the limelight. But this week the focus is off you [for a change] and it’s loved ones who will demand your undivided attention. So find the time to give it gladly. Attached Cats – is there a tug-of-war between you and your partner? Do you want more freedom, while they yearn for more commitment? The only satisfactory solution is to meet them half-way. Some singles will experience a cosmic connection with a fellow Leo or an avant-garde Aquarian.

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

Virgos thrive on a robust and reliable daily routine. But this week [courtesy of Monday night’s erratic Lunar Eclipse] a domestic matter, work situation or professional relationship is likely to veer off in a totally unexpected direction. So be open to timetable changes and keep your adaptability muscles well-flexed. On Thursday, Mercury boosts your brain power and Venus revitalizes your confidence. So it’s a terrific time to read, research, give a speech, study or socialize.

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Under the influence of Monday night’s Lunar Eclipse, a platonic relationship could take a surprisingly romantic turn. Or a creative new friend may come into your life. You can be dazzled by outer beauty though, so make sure you’re not deceived by glossy outward appearances. Look beneath the surface to evaluate a person’s true inner worth. On the weekend, put aside some special ‘me time’ where you can concentrate on the three R’s – rest, relaxation and renewal.

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

You have ambitious plans and goals for the future but sometimes you hold yourself back for fear of making a mistake. Monday night’s Lunar Eclipse urges you to be passionately proactive as you reach for the stars! But - when it comes to a child, teenager or close friend - all is not as it appears. So factor that into your approach. On the weekend, a loved one turns to you for some insightful words of wisdom. If you listen to your intuition, then you’ll know just what to say.

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

The Lunar Eclipse encourages you to explore and experiment as you study, travel or venture into brave new personal territory. It’s also very important to capitalize on your current international contacts. With careful nurturing, who knows where they will lead in the future? The weekend is a wonderful time to patch up a misunderstanding with a family member. If you walk a mile in their shoes, then you’ll have more patience and empathy for their current situation.

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

With the Lunar Eclipse lighting up your cash zone, look for innovative solutions to current money problems. If you develop a second stream of income, then you’ll feel much more secure about your financial future. Communication planet Mercury is visiting fellow earth sign Virgo, which suits critical thinking; research work; facts and figures; plus practical projects. But don’t let minor details blind you to the bigger picture. Step back and take a much broader view.

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

The loopy Lunar Eclipse [in your sign] amplifies your avant-garde nature and revs up your restless streak. [As birthday bohemian Cara Delevingne declares “Embrace your weirdness!”] You’ll feel like instigating some major changes but be careful that the modifications you make are a progressive improvement on what you are replacing. Inspiration for the week comes from Aquarian, writer Lewis Carroll “I can’t go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

This week, if you are struggling for ideas and direction, then look within for some innovative inspiration. With the Sun, Mars and Saturn visiting your professional zones, dynamic and decisive action is what’s needed at work. If you procrastinate and dither around [in typical Piscean fashion] then lucrative opportunities and important connections will promptly pass you by. Saturday is a divine day to dabble in creative pursuits or help someone in need.