Weekly Horoscopes

KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Monday looks lively, when the Venus/Uranus link propels you into an exciting new world of possibilities. A partnership or friendship requires plenty of room to move though, as you pursue a personal project with extra creativity, passion and purpose. But avoiding complex issues won’t make them magically disappear. So it’s important to think strategically, and communicate your intentions clearly and concisely. Especially when it comes to a health issue or a work matter.

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TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

The pace picks up on Monday, when the Venus/Uranus trine revs up your energy, activates your sense of adventure, and encourages you to add a previously untapped talent to your Taurean repertoire. You could also come up with a clever idea, pamper yourself in style, reboot a rickety romance or patch up a disagreement with a family member. And it’s a particularly suitable time to clean, de-clutter and beautify your domestic space. Bouncy Bulls need room to move!

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GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Nebulous Neptune sucks the wind out of your sails mid-week, when you may feel lost, disappointed or confused. Don’t despair and give up Gemini! Instead, get your creative juices flowing in imaginative new directions. Friday is fabulous for detailed mental work, when the Mercury/Pluto trine focuses your busy mind and sharpens your cerebral talents. So it’s the perfect time to analyze, study, research and dig deep as you uncover a mystery or solve a perplexing problem.

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CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

It’s a wonderful week to connect with family and friends from far and wide as you talk, text, tweet, publish or post up a storm. (Take extra care on Wednesday though, especially when communicating online.) Others are expecting you to come up with some clever ideas and smart solutions so put on your Crab thinking cap! And don’t stick with outdated old ways of doing things. Be proactive about initiating exciting and adventurous new plans, especially at work.

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LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Monday is the day to explore, experiment, create and innovate, so you don’t get bored. But are you living in Financial Fantasy Land? The mid-week New Moon (in practical Virgo) motivates you to shake up your attitude to money, as you strive to be much more savvy, sensible and grounded. Inspiration for the week is from actress Jada Pinkett Smith (who turns 46 on September 18). “I do a lot of reading, meditating and praying to stay as grounded as I can in this crazy world.”

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VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

With the New Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars all visiting your sign this week, you’ll find brains, beauty and confidence are a winning combination. It’s also a wonderful time to boost your self-esteem with a physical makeover, tap into your latent talents, and believe in yourself. Even when others disagree with you, and the going gets tough! So your motto for the moment is from actress Jada Pinkett Smith (born on September 18, 1971] “Don’t allow anyone to dictate who you are.”

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LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Are you ready to jump out of a relationship rut? Courtesy of Uranus, it’s the perfect time to review and reboot your love life. Some friendships require extra nurturing – while others have passed their used-by date, and need to be replaced with new pals who are positive and proactive. Aim to fraternize with friends who have big dreams and are going places! As self-help guru Anthony Robbins observes “People’s lives are a direct reflection on the expectations of their peer group.”

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PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

There’s the tendency to become obsessed about an idea (or person) as you focus with searing Scorpio tunnel-vision. You’re putting in 100% effort but don’t be disappointed if the results aren’t perfect. You’ll learn more from perceived ‘failures’ than you will from successes. Draw inspiration from film star Sophia Loren (born on September 20, 1934) “It’s better to explore and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.”

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SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

Are you bored to bits with the status quo? Don’t sit still Sagittarius! This week restless Uranus activates your travel zone and gives you a jolt of exciting electrical energy. So it’s time to become the adventurous Archer you were born to be. And the New Moon also motivates you to make a bold professional move in a daring new direction. Above all, avoid procrastinating. As Virgo writer D. H. Lawrence observed “I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.”

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CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

It’s a terrific time to travel, teach, publish, study, shake up a close relationship, learn something new or share an adventure with someone special. Plus keep yourself mentally sharp and physically strong. Then you can bounce back from any misunderstandings or disappointments that come along. As we celebrate Equinox week, do your best to get the ratio right between work commitments and family responsibilities. So your buzz word for the next seven days is Balance.

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AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

Monday’s Venus/Uranus trine boosts your bohemian and tempestuous side, as you do something totally unexpected. Involving romance, relationships; friendships or fun. Then the mid-week New Moon lights up your lust and loot zone. So some amorous Aquarians can look forward to a hot new romance - or a revitalized old one. It may also be time to apply for a loan or tweak a joint financial arrangement. On Friday, slow down and examine an issue in a deep and serious way.

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PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

If you daydream the week away, then you’ll just end up feeling dazed and confused. Instead, try channeling your creative Piscean energy into relationships, joint ventures, spiritual pursuits or helping others. When it comes to a partnership, you’re keen to pursue a particular course of action. But is a loved one on the same page? Take the time to double-check, otherwise you could find you are veering off in completely different directions. Clear communication is the key.

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KICKASS ARIES [March 21-April 20]

Unhappily single? This week, finding love is linked with holiday travel, a business trip, a foreign friend or an international connection. Attached Aries – Monday and Friday are fabulous days to up the romance factor and enjoy each other’s company. Then the weekend can go one of two ways. You can think with lightning speed and make a super-smart decision that leaves everyone amazed. Or you can barge in (like a Ram at a gate) and mess everything up. The choice is yours!

TENACIOUS TAURUS [April 21-May 21]

With Venus (your ruling planet) visiting your domestic zone (until September 20) it’s time to enjoy home sweet home, as you cocoon in comfort or entertain in style. So your quote for the coming week is from philosopher Goethe “He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.” However, if you’re expecting money from others, don’t hold your breath. With the Sun and Saturn stirring up your ‘money-from-others’ zone, you could be in for a long wait.

GUNG-HO GEMINI [May 22-June 21]

Geminis can be real scatterbrains – all ideas and no action. But you have more chance of putting plans into practice at the moment, as your ruler Mercury moves through the practical sign of Virgo (until September 30). Which is just as well because family, friends and colleagues are looking to you for less superficiality and a lot more substance. So think things through and pace yourself, especially mid-week. Whereas the weekend is the time to work with precision and speed.

CREATIVE CANCER [June 22-July 23]

Early in the week is the best time to work hard and make some extra money, as Saturn blesses your business acumen and Venus boosts negotiation skills. Pace yourself on Thursday, otherwise you’ll be a cranky Crab. Hasty remarks or sudden actions could land you in a heap of hot water on the weekend. Words have the ability to hurt or heal, so choose your comments and conversations wisely. And avoid making a rash decision, as you don’t have all the relevant information.

LUCKY LEO [July 24-Aug 23]

Vivacious Venus is visiting your sign (until September 20) so you’re in Lion razzle-dazzle mode, and are primed to make the most of lucky opportunities that come along. But don’t let your enthusiasm for a project overtake your ability to knuckle down and actually get the job done. Attached Leos – put your partner first, and lavish them with some extra TLC. For some single Cats – Cupid pays a visit to your workplace, as you fall for a colleague, client or customer.

VERSATILE VIRGO [Aug 24-Sep 23]

The Sun, Mercury and Mars are moving through Virgo, so you’ll be extra bold and brainy this week as you dazzle others with your methodical mind, broad general knowledge and close attention to detail. So it’s the perfect time to analyze, research and problem-solve in proactive ways. Plus, with the power of positive thinking on your side, you can climb any mountain and sail any stormy sea. But proceed cautiously (and be super patient) with a frustrated family member.

LOVABLE LIBRA [Sep 24-Oct 23]

Have you been getting carried away with extravagant promises, vague dreams and pie-in-the-sky schemes? It’s time to walk your talk! This week Saturn brings you back down to earth with a thud, as you reassess your plans and then head off in a much more sensible and productive]direction. It’s also a week when preparation meets opportunity. So – if you’ve done the previous hard work required – then you’ll be able to capitalize on a lucky break and reap the rewards.

PASSIONATE SCORPIO [Oct 24-Nov 22]

This week the Sun and Saturn could exacerbate an already stressful situation, especially involving a financial matter or a friendship. So strive to be at your resilient and sensible Scorpio best. Fortunately, the planets also give your fertile imagination a welcome boost (especially on Friday). So don’t waste the opportunity to put your creativity to productive use. Be inspired by birthday great (and movie legend) Lauren Bacall “Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.”

SASSY SAGITTARIUS [Nov 23-Dec 21]

On Monday, revisit your current goals and take steps to make them your reality. But, when it comes to controversial conversations, keep your cool and avoid the temptation to over-talk and over-react. You can’t control what others say but you can control your response. There could also be some tension between shining brightly at work and fulfilling your personal responsibilities to family and friends. Remember, if anyone can juggle and multi-task, it’s a versatile Sagittarian!

CLEVER CAPRICORN [Dec 22-Jan 20]

This week - when it comes to love, work and money - the devil is definitely in the detail. So keep your eyes and ears wide open, as you search for important (and clandestine) clues along the way. And make sure you favor a magical sense of wonder over mundane complacency. Accordingly, your motto for the moment is from birthday great, writer Roald Dahl “The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”

AVANT-GARDE AQUARIUS [Jan 21-Feb 19]

You love being independent. But this week favors nurturing partnerships, seeking out joint ventures and stabilizing your support network, as Venus moves through your relationship zone. If you’re single, sparks could fly with someone who you have known for a long time. On the weekend, avoid making an impulsive financial move that could lead to over-spending. Getting into more debt is a recipe for trouble at the moment. By all means have fun, but don’t break the bank.

PERCEPTIVE PISCES [Feb 20-March 20]

Courtesy of Saturn, a close relationship looks complicated mid-week. So tread carefully and choose your words wisely. When it comes to work, career and/or your true calling, don’t settle for second best. If you surround yourself with accomplished colleagues, you will learn heaps. And some of their success will rub off on you. Be inspired by movie legend Lauren Bacall (born on September 16, 1924) “I like to work with really good professional people – anyone with real talent.”